Seriously? How can you not love Jackie Chan? He knows kung-fu. He doesn't want no trouble. And he's ALWAYS having a bad day, bad day, bad day. But, he still manages to beat the bad guys, and do the wackiest antics - all with a smile on his face!
Seriously, I'm going to try to get every Jackie Chan movie. Marathon them all in the course of a few days. Then, I'm gonna go to China and have lunch with him. (Okay, the last one may not happen.)
If you were half as cool as Jackie Chan, you'd be half as cool as the coolest person on the planet.
Also, Jackie Chan>Bruce Lee.